RIGHT ON MAXINE!!! This is the best analogy yet!


Right On Maxine Leave it to Maxine to come up with a solution for the mess that America/Canada/UK/Germany/Australia/NZ is now in economically.

I bought a bird feeder.  I hung it on my back porch   

and filled it with seed. What a beauty of a bird feeder

it was, as I filled it lovingly with seed. Within a week we had hundreds of birds taking advantage of the continuous flow of free and easily accessible food.


But then the birds started building nests in the boards
of the patio, above the table, and next to the barbecue.

 Then came the shit.

 It was everywhere: on the patio tile, the chairs, the table …everywhere!

 Then some of the birds turned mean. They would
dive bomb me and try to peck me even though I had
fed them out of my own pocket.

 And others birds were boisterous and loud. They
sat on the feeder and squawked and screamed at
all hours of the day and night and demanded that I fill it when it got low on food.

 After a while, I couldn’t even sit on my own back porch anymore. So I took down the bird feeder and in three days the birds were gone. I cleaned up their mess and took down the many nests they had built
all over the patio.

 Soon, the back yard was like it used to be ….. quiet, serene…. and no one demanding their rights to a free meal.

 Now let’s see…… Our government gives out free food, subsidized housing, free medical care and free

education, and allows anyone born here to be an automatic citizen.

 Then the illegal’s came by the tens of thousands. Suddenly our taxes went up to pay for free services; small apartments are housing 5 families; you have to wait 6 hours to be seen by an emergency room doctor;
Your child’s second-grade class is behind other

schools because over half the class don’t speak

 Corn Flakes now come in a bilingual box; I have to
‘press one ‘ to hear my bank talk to me in English, and
people waving flags other than “ours” are squawking and screaming in the streets, demanding more rights and free liberties.

 Just my opinion, but maybe it’s time for the government to take down the bird feeder. 




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