Humor Tuesday – July 19, 2016

Survivalist Humor

Humor is the best medicine

At the plane crash site, one lone survivor sat with his back against a tree, chewing on a bone. As he tossed the bone onto a huge pile of bones, he noticed the rescue team. “Thank Heavens!”, he cried out in relief….. “I am saved!”
The rescue team did not move, as they were in shock, seeing the pile of human bones beside this lone survivor. Obviously, he had eaten his comrades. The Survivor saw the horror in their faces and hung his own head in shame. “You can’t judge me for this,” he insisted. “I had to survive. Is it so wrong to want to live?”

The leader of the rescue team stepped forward, shaking his head in disbelief. “I won’t judge you for doing what was necessary to survive, but Good Heavens, man, your plane only went down yesterday!”

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Are you prepared to handle these threats to you and your family?

Are You Prepared?

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p style=”text-align: center;”>Uncertainties, political unrest, potential chaos –
why it’s makes sense to always be prepared 

With so much uncertainty in the world – political unrest – and potential chaos always around the corner – it just makes sense to be prepared.

There is an enormous sense of security knowing that you have things covered.

Even if the thin veneer of “order” collapses around you – you have a store of food and clean water PLUS a system to ensure an ongoing supply for your family.

Even if you run out of money or it becomes worthless – you have a way to generate “new wealth” in whatever form is found acceptable for trade during the aftermath of a crisis.

And you are prepared and know how to defend your family from potentially desperate people seeking to take what you have.

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Because when it’s all said and done, the truth is …

No one cares about you

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